can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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