The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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