do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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