Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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