can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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