yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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