weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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