Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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