I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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