Sponge bath it is.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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