So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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