i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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