just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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