I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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