i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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