We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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