Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
