I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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