sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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