hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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