I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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