I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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