She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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