no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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