no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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