Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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