Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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