So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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