Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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