Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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