Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This is not my ceiling
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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