woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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