problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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