I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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