But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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