Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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