He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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