Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Dick very happy bro
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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