okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
