Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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