its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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