Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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