Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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