I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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