I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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