You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If that was your dad, he is hot
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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