I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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