He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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