yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
try to milk me bitch
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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