why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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