My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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