Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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