How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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