god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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