They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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