I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
