The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
that's an acceptable place to lick
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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