Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think im going to throw up on grandma
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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